I have never been as supremely bored as I am with the Loren Feldman v. Shel Israel non-drama. I would rather watch public service announcements. We CAN come together as a community to put an end to the madness. I implore you:

• Don’t post updates on Twitter about this
• Ignore the endless succession of blog posts analyzing the situation and advising the players on what to do
• Unfollow and unfriend people who won’t shut up about this

Take back your social networks! Don’t waste another moment! Admit it, no one really cares!